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playthedamncard) wrote2017-10-14 02:37 pm
playthedamncard) wrote2017-10-14 02:37 pm
airlocked item list
Provided spacesuit x2
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
First aid kit from storage room
Various non-perishable food items from the storage room (granola, pretzels, etc)
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Dragon of Cuddles - A plush replica of a ferocious(ly adorable) white dragon with blue eyes.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Kitchen knife - Has the remnants of duct tape on it and the barest hint of purple blood.
Recording - Week 2 motive
Spumpkin - A odd-looking space gourd. Definitely good for carving and probably(?) edible!
Locket of Devotion - A locket made to look like the back of a Duel Monsters card. Inside is a picture of a young dark-haired boy, happy as a clam.
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Coat of Extra - An open, white, billowing ankle-length coat with red lining, pointy shoulders, no sleeves, and a metal KC on the collar. Looks cool in a breeze or while running.
Disk of Dueling - A cheap plastic replica of a wrist-mounted play area to slot cards into. It even springs into dueling position with a button press!
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
Pyramid of Puzzles - A gold-painted replica of some really gaudy ancient Egyptian bling, an upside-down pyramid with Eye of Anubis that comes mounted on a chain to wear it with.
Rod of Millenniums - A gold-painted replica of some really gaudy ancient Egyptian bling, a foot+ long staff with the Eye of Anubis at the head. The head can be removed to show a rubber blade.
Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. 100% ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.
Dog tags - Simple silver dog tags with “1994/4/29" engraved on them.
Cozy Scarf - Blue Scarf White Accents.
Eyepatch
Switch of Submission - A short but flexible wooden rod with a handle, perfect for startling someone out of sleep. Or worse. Or better? No kinkshaming here.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
Diary — Written in Japanese. It's filled with detailed notes on black magic and a ritual called the Holy Grail War. There are also a few personal journal entries from a man named Hiroki Sajyou scattered throughout.
also apparently he's got a robot chameleon right now so that's a fuckin thing
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like apple pie.
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
Girlish Dress — A pale-colored dress in the style of casual lolita.
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Oracle's Trident - A two pronged trident that is the traditional weapon of the summoners of Eos. This one of course is just plastic.
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Snapshot - A snapshot of a tattooed beefcake with a tiny girl clinging onto his arm.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like birthday cake.
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Colored Pencils - A box of high-quality colored pencils. Good for producing quick pieces!
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like pickles.
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like pumpkin spice.
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
Janteater - An anteater made out of blue jeans. A janteater.
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Zwei - Man's best friend in plush toy form. Cuddly but highly durable, like you could use it as a squishy ballistic missile and it would be okay.
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
First aid kit from storage room
Various non-perishable food items from the storage room (granola, pretzels, etc)
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Dragon of Cuddles - A plush replica of a ferocious(ly adorable) white dragon with blue eyes.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Kitchen knife - Has the remnants of duct tape on it and the barest hint of purple blood.
Recording - Week 2 motive
Locket of Devotion - A locket made to look like the back of a Duel Monsters card. Inside is a picture of a young dark-haired boy, happy as a clam.
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Coat of Extra - An open, white, billowing ankle-length coat with red lining, pointy shoulders, no sleeves, and a metal KC on the collar. Looks cool in a breeze or while running.
Disk of Dueling - A cheap plastic replica of a wrist-mounted play area to slot cards into. It even springs into dueling position with a button press!
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
Pyramid of Puzzles - A gold-painted replica of some really gaudy ancient Egyptian bling, an upside-down pyramid with Eye of Anubis that comes mounted on a chain to wear it with.
Rod of Millenniums - A gold-painted replica of some really gaudy ancient Egyptian bling, a foot+ long staff with the Eye of Anubis at the head. The head can be removed to show a rubber blade.
Spike Bracelet - A black leather bracelet with metal studs in it. 100% ACTUALLY ready for the mosh pit.
Dog tags - Simple silver dog tags with “1994/4/29" engraved on them.
Cozy Scarf - Blue Scarf White Accents.
Eyepatch
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
Diary — Written in Japanese. It's filled with detailed notes on black magic and a ritual called the Holy Grail War. There are also a few personal journal entries from a man named Hiroki Sajyou scattered throughout.
also apparently he's got a robot chameleon right now so that's a fuckin thing
FREE TO A GOOD HOME
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like apple pie.
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Snapshot - A snapshot of a tattooed beefcake with a tiny girl clinging onto his arm.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like birthday cake.
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Colored Pencils - A box of high-quality colored pencils. Good for producing quick pieces!
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like pickles.
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof.
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic!
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Ice Cream - The container says ice cream of the future, but inside is just a bunch of tiny frozen orbs of delicious creamy flavor.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like pumpkin spice.
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
Janteater - An anteater made out of blue jeans. A janteater.
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Zwei - Man's best friend in plush toy form. Cuddly but highly durable, like you could use it as a squishy ballistic missile and it would be okay.